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Law enforcement sees possible link between meth and chicken-fucking

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Law enforcement sees possible link between meth and chicken-fucking

PETA tells meth addicts to “choke your chicken but don’t fuck a chicken.”

JACKSON COUNTY, OR—The arrest of a 27 year-old man who is charged with sexually assaulting a chicken is the seventh such incident in less than four weeks, sparking concern among law enforcement officials about a possible chicken-fucking outbreak.

In all seven cases identified thus far, the men accused of chicken-fucking were meth addicts with no history of sex crimes, leading drug experts to speculate that there is a link between meth use and chicken-fucking.

“It could be a bad batch of meth or it could be that this has been going on for a long time and we’re just finding out about it now,” Roger Bryant told Daily Bamboo. Bryant has spent the past decade on the front lines of the battle against meth as a member of the Albuquerque Police Department. “Either way, these cases of chicken-fucking are worrisome and people with chickens who live in meth country should take all necessary precautions to protect their flcocks.”

Concerns about a possible chicken-fucking epidemic have led the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) to ask researchers at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences (UAMS) to urgently probe the possible link between meth and chicken-fucking.

Next week, researchers there will receive 200 pounds of methamphetamine the DEA has seized from around the country as well as 750 chickens from Tyson Foods, which operates the largest poultry farm in the nation in Springdale, Arkansas.

Researchers estimate that they will have preliminary results within weeks, but that’s not soon enough for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

Later this week, the animal rights organization plans to launch an outreach campaign targeting meth addicts and it has a very clear message: “choke your chicken but don’t fuck a chicken.”

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